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Everyone has a post on this time to time don't they!

Here are my favourites of the season:

Wildsex with pickle
Hairy Argentian

and to finish

Glory hole with erectile disfunction


Least I don't have no scary stalkers though :)

Cash out of hand

Although I cancelled my gym membership in March, the gym have decided to continue charging me a monthly fee throughout April, May and June despite my efforts to stop them.

Yesterday I'd had quite about enough of that and so decided to tootle off to the bank to cancel my direct debit where I learnt an amazing thing...

If you ask to return the debit within 15 days of being charged it they pop the money right back into your account. Woohoo, 73€ better off..

However this does not account for the other 146€ Euros I am owed and very much need to cover some part of the extortinate cost of the entire Christian Dior skincare range I bought myself last night. Naughty naughty.

I tried to get away with this without Loco finding out as I should be trying to limit my expenditure for the rest of the month after weekend of extravagance but he walked right in just as the assistant was totting up the price.

"Don't tell me the cost, just charge the card" I hissed at her waving my new visa frantically in her face.

But alas, it was too late, Loco had already seen the cash till display. Damn that fancy technology.

The assistant did give me some samples for him to help soften the blow.. which did help a little.. but only until he opened the mobile phone bill.. Eek.

* a curious fact about banks in Spain is that they don't appear to have any security barriers - Just a desk where you stroll up to to deposit or withdraw cash - no glass screens - no little semi circular hole where your hand can get stuck as you scrabble about for the notes - no little holes that you have to shout your business through to make yourself heard, Hell I could walk around and pat the cashier on the head if I so fancied. No wonder then that this bank robber is so successful round these parts

Greed and Gluttony

I'm back! Had a very nice weekend in fancy hotel overlooking beach and now a little bit pinkish from the sun.

I definitely reccommend eating breakfast or lunch or dinner overlooking the sea :)

I definitely do not recommend eating so much that your tummy hurts to touch.. Even if the is a dessert trolley and they let you choose a selection of desserts, even if they do include several variations of dark chocolately tart, mousse and cakes, even if just looking at said desserts makes your mouth open slightly and little bit of drool escapes Homer Simpson style..

JUST SAY NO!

And definitely say no to after dinner cocktails. Your tummy will just hurt even more

I think it can safely be said that I am a greedy little pig.

Even suegra was shocked at my big faaat belly when I got back yesterday.. Not a good sign is it!

Yay!

Success!

I have managed to convince Loco to book a very nice and very expensive hotel for the weekend on the Costa Brava, we even have a jacuzzi in our room :)

Happy Days!

I also saw a real life wild parrot this morning

See you on Tuesday!